Very very very very telling. What would Freud say?

Thanks for participating...the responses were hilarious, thought-provoking, curious, intelligent...and everything in between.

1. What is your favorite word?
Luddite
Trust
Graceful
Lately 'gumption' and 'smarmy' have been in my head. 'Pillow' always sounds good to me
Guey
Sandwich
The exact delicious right one
Humdinger
Yo
Luminous

2. What is your least favorite word?
Functionality (really any work + -ality) except reality
Palimpsestual or Typology
Sorry
Purge
Application process
Debate
Panties
The word that is intended to deflect or mislead
Like
Like (Example: Like, you know? And then, Like, he said, like, whatever, like, I know!)
Death

3. What turns you on?
External stimulus
Tight butt; interest in microbiology
Conversation
Compassion
Boots
Possibilities
Eyeballs, clean fingernails
Having skin
Change
That's easy
My FTL (first true love)


4. What turns you off?
Other people
Perfume; entitlement
Stagnation
Red hair
Flip-flops
Reality + babies
Pushy
Cruelty
Same
Doodoo
Bad manners

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Meow
Cars driving on wet road
Sasha & John Digweed
The ocean waves
Low 'C' on a grand piano
The sound of my name
Loud rain outside
The subtly expressive human voice, funny hmms, hesitations, aposiopesis
Tennis balls being hit
My son snoring
My baby's laugh

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Click of heels on crit day
Co alarm
The electronic bell that range every 50 minutes in grade school
Teeth grinding
The voices of those Simpson sisters
The sound of my watch resonating through my pillow
Rain on me
Any sort of motorized whining on Sunday mornings
Dry skin rubbing paper
Him [my son] whining
Anything or anyone in pain

7. What is your favorite curse word?
va funculo
Sonofabitch
Shiiitt...
Slut
Damn
Guey (dude)
Shit
Fuck
Mother Fucker
Bugger

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Indiana Jones (hero archeology)
Genetic engineering
Painting
Chef
Architecture
Jet pilot
Fireperson, handylady
Obstetrician
Writer (or talk show host?)
Musician
Vet

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Business man
Water bottle design
Construction labor
Accountant
Prostitution or telemarketing
Pen maker
Cook
Mercenary
Bungee jumping instructor
Telemarketer
Chicken plucker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Get out
Here is your hover-board
Your hard work, not your faith, has brought you here
There's been someone waiting to see you again
About time
(Que Onda Guey?) (What's Up, Dude?)
Hi
My favorite curse word - to make me laugh!
I've been waiting for you
I hate having to say I told you so
Welcome, your family is waiting