Stupid dictionaries

Thinking back to Odette's interest in definition and making up for my absence, kind of

1.

Demetri Martin. ->

---"I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary…

---it said "you're an asshole.'"

2.

Uncyclopedia. ->

---uncyclopedia defines wikipedia. ->

---wikipedia defines uncyclopedia. ->

---uncyclopedia defines uncyclopedia. ->

---wikipedia defines wikipedia. ->