if i had a copy of largest book in the world...

it would eat up all the other books in my library.
alive.
for breakfast.

bhutan would be the perfect movable wall for my studio apartment.
propped upright, flayed open, it could cover my closet corner
and i would switch the pages every day and never be bored again.
new wallpaper every day.
educational anecdotes every day like a motivational calendar.
imagine... i could gawk at the himalayas while i choose and change clothes.

forget flattening flowers.
with this, i could sandwich shrubbery between the pages.
maybe even a small spruce.
greetings, i stuck a 2D christmas tree inside your card.

not only would it help me reach what's on the top shelves,
it would make me taller all day by raising the entire floor.

i could climb inside for a quick hug with no strings attached.

its big enough to be a mattress.

i wish i had a copy...


but if i did, i would have no reason to go to el paso and
then would never eat at chico's tacos...

but i still wish i had a copy...